| Trump's tweet: | 2+2=5 billion jobs I just saved. MAGA! |
| Mathematicians: | 2+2=4 |
| Spicer: | Clearly Democrats are bitter after their electoral defeat and trying to undercut the President's agenda. |
| Republicans: | The President's policies are working! 5 billion jobs saved. Why do you hate America? |
| News Media: | The President claims to have saved 5 billion jobs, but experts disagree. We'll talk with Trump supporters about how they feel about the controversy. |
| Trump voter: | I trust the President 'cause he's a straight talker.If he says he can make 2+2=5 billion, then he's gonna get it done. Moar jobs! |
| CEO Inc.: | We'll be happy to work with the President on bringing back jobs along with the EPA's announcement on the health benefits of toxic waste. |
| Betsy DeVos: | Our children must learn that there's only one correct answer to the equation 2+2, and that is whatever God says it is. |
| Indivisible: | 2+2=4! Show these idiots the door! |
| Republican Congressperson: | Radical leftists! Give the President a chance. Why can't you just agree to disagree! |
| Bannon: | Suckers. |
| Putin: | Da. |
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