Oh my GOD! I can’t believe how rude Sanders is being. I mean, for weeks now he’s been pestering me with how hungry he is. Hungry, hungry, hungry.
And I’ve told him I was busy. I mean Super Tuesday busy, ha-ha. Lots of very important rich people to bundle, er, meet with. I mean, does Bernie’s rumpled old self even have the $33K it costs to dine with me? Seriously, come on. He’s no George Clooney.
Anyway, to be honest, I didn’t really think I should be the one making him food. Last time he was hungry, we went to a restaurant and he TOTALLY embarrassed me, waving his hands around, proclaiming how he wanted to give the wait staff a yuuuuge tip, etc. You just cannot take him anywhere.
So, finally, after a bunch of his friends kept complaining to me how hungry he was, I gave in, and made him the most delicious, mouth-watering crap sandwich there ever was.
Kudos to me for compromising, amiright?
And, and… he REFUSED to eat it. No, really. Just completely refused it.
Seriously, what is wrong with this guy?
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